OMG... #1 Remember the spider ring from this am? Ok. I wore it while getting my salad for lunch. Unfortunately it (the spider) came off and fell by the spinach into the ice nearby. Hands were full and left it there for a few to stop my said off to pay for it. Heard a girl scream and quickly went back to pick it up. #2 Then grabbed salad dressing in a little to go plastic cup but the lid wouldnt shut right. Oh well... Left and went on my way. Walking by the Starbucks my dressing jumps and falls on the floor spewing feta dressing on my True Religion jeans and on my arm. Argh! About 20 people watching me (Starbucks people) My friend and I go to the nearby table to wipe the dressing spewed on the both of us then we turn to wipe the floor... When... A co-worker walks into my salad dressing on the floor... slips and takes a dive. All in slow motion! My friend (who is wearing a superman shirt under his button up) watches this in slowmo as well... oh yeah the 20 other Starbuckers watch this too. I pick her up and now both covered in fetta salad dressing. We sit by one another in our class too. What smells? Us two!
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 21:23:52 +0000
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