OMG... THIS IS TOO FUNNY !!! One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. I dont know what to do here, says the devil. You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so Ill tell you what Im going to do. Ive got a couple of folks here who werent quite as bad as you. Ill let one of them go, but you have to take their place. Ill even let YOU decide who leaves. Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. No, Obama said. I dont think so. Im not a good swimmer, and I dont think I could do that all day long. The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,time after time after time. No, this is no good; Ive got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day, commented Obama. The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, Yeah man, I can handle this. The devil smiled and said............ (This is priceless...) OK, Monica, youre free to go.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 15:59:33 +0000
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