ONE SMART MOM My son came home from school one day, with a silly grin on his face, He thought he was smarter than me, his Mom, and could put me in my place. HE SAID: Guess what I learned in Civics Two, thats taught by Mr. Wright, Its about the laws of the land today, its called THE CHILDRENS BILL OF RIGHTS. IT SAID: I dont have to clean my room, I dont have to cut my hair. Nobody can tell me what to eat, My freedom of speech is guaranteed. Its my choice of what I read, or watch on TV. I have freedom of religion, and regardless of what you say, dont have to ask your God for help --- I DONT HAVE TO PRAY. I can wear an earring in my ear, And, if I want, can pierce my nose. Its my choice if I so desire, to tattoo Satans numbers across my toes. AND if you try to spank me, I will charge you with the crime, and I can back up all my charges, with the marks on my behind. HE SAID: Dont ever touch me, this body is only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses and stuff, thats just another form of child abuse. HE CONTINUED WITH: Dont fill my head with morals, like your mama did to you, Thats whats called mind control, And its illegal too! Mom, I have these childrens rights, you cant do a thing to me, I can call Childrens Services, better known as C. S. D. MY TURN!!!! My very first impression was, to toss this boy out the door, But here was a chance to teach him a lesson, for once and ever more. I took my time and mulled it over, I couldnt let this go. This kid of mine didnt realize, that he was messing with a pro! AND AWAY WE GO............. The next day we went shopping, and in spite of every plea, I didnt buy him 501s or shirts designed by Nike. I had called and talked to C. S. D., they said they didnt care, if I bought him K-Mart shoes, or a pair of Nike Airs. AND THEN: I cancelled his appointment to test his driving skills, Id probably be dead by now, if only looks could kill! I SAID: Theres no time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to munch, I think you should follow C. S. D.s advice, And make yourself a sack lunch. So, what if you are too hungry, to wait til dinner time? Well, were having liver and onions, Cause its a favourite dish of mine. He ASKED: Can we stop to get a movie, so I can watch it on the DVD? Absolutely not! I sold the TV in your room and bought new tires for my car. I also rented out your room, you really dont need a bed. C.S.D. says all thats required of me is to put a roof over your head. I only have to buy your clothes, and the food that you must eat, The money you used to get for an allowance, will buy me something neat. No more eating after we shop, no more joking along the way, I too have a BILL OF RIGHTS, that goes into effect today! Whats the matter, are you crying? Are you down on your knees? Why are you asking God for help?... WHY NOT CALL THE C.S.D.?
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 10:50:27 +0000
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