ONLY BLACK PEOPLE: 1).Are engaged for 5 years or more 2).Never - TopicsExpress

The River of Love

ONLY BLACK PEOPLE: 1).Are engaged for 5 years or more 2).Never bother to divorce.They just seperate for the rest of their lives. 3).Are late for church,work and everything else except when the club is free before 11pm. 4).Refer to diabetes as Shukela or Isifo seswekile 5).Wait for movies to premier on Mzansi for sho. 6).Drive slowly around town with windows open just looking for some1 to say Hola 7 to. 7).Show up at weddings,showers,g raduations,birthday parties,etc. with a new outfit,nails & hair done,but dnt bring presents. .In relation with #7,they eat a lot and take Doggie Bags. 9).Consider clubbing as a monthly expense. 10).Have at least one relative with a criminal record. 11).Will borrow money for big wedding reception,then live in a flat with no furniture. 12)Have mothers/aunts who can use swear words and religion ALL IN ONE SENTENCE.for example Thixo wami,lekaka yomntwana,iyazinyela and Awe Jesu wami,awubheke uNokuthula ufeba njani?. 13)Have at least one neighbour that was almost a celebrity. 14)Complain about buying school shoes for kids every 3months,but they buy their own clothing & expensive whiskey weekly. 15)When they die,they leave bills instead of wills. im black too. #M_

Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 13:34:32 +0000

ONLY BLACK PEOPLE: 1).Are engaged for 5 years or more 2).Never - TopicsExpress

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