ONLY GOD CAN SAVE US FROM NAIJA POLICE U can barely escape accusations from a Naija Policeman. # 9jaPoliceBeLikewhy z ur laptop bag empty,u wantto steal laptop and kip it ind bag abi, oga ade, enta motor #9jaPoliceBeLike ur car radio is playing "ema damiduro" young man, if u wantto say smt, you better say itdirectly!!! #9jaPoliceBeLike PARK!!!I say PARK!!! I say Park there my frend!!! *lowers voice* wetin boys go chop na? #9japolicebelike young manmay we know u, sergeant Bature give am one. #9japolicebelike you last received call was 13:30, you have been making callsfor the past 13 hours and driving. PARK ! ! ! #9jaPoliceBeLike The victim committed Suicide, but we just arrested the person that killed him..... #9jaPoliceBeLike Oga, disur Range Rover Sport fine o. oya use am take jam dis wall mek we check weda urairbag dey work. u no gree?oya park!!! #9jaPoliceBeLike why ur car no get A/C???? u wan use heat kill yourself...u wan commit suicide?.. Oga Park well. #9jaPolicebelike the picture in your license you carry Afro, y do u Now carry low cut now? Ogbeni Abeg come down. #9jaPoliceBeLike why do u have fertilizer in your boot? You dey grow weed abi? Follow us to station. #9jaPoliceBeLike why are there condoms in ur wallet or are u a rapist? Oya come down.
Posted on: Fri, 02 Aug 2013 03:01:44 +0000