ONLY IN KENYA A MUM WILL: ...wake you up at 7AM furiously asking you if you plan on sleeping through the whole day. ...Buy you an oversized shirt so that you can grow in it ...hear you sing a song & be like mbona masomo aushiki ivo ....smile at you when the visitor gives you cash, then later beats you for borrowing money from visitors ...wake you up to go get her a remote that is just next to her. ....make you think that the red slipper is more painful than the blue one when they punish you ...Call you at the top of her voice and when you complain shes too loud says Kwani nilikuiba ndio niogope kukuita? ....tell you to change the channel to her favorite program then go ahead and sleep ...tell you its ok to introduce a girl friend to her and then tell you nikuone na yeye tena.. Maliza masomo kwanza ....re-affirm your belief in God. You better pray these stains come off or else youre gonna have it rough young man!!!!!! ....buy you an oversize uniform and say hio utavaa hadi class 8 ....tell u Vunja Yote Umalize if you accidentally break utensils made of glass. ....Will come to the sitting room from the kitchen and then tell you, ebu enda uangalie hiyo Maziwa. ....Clean your face with her saliva ....punish you for a mistake and when the dad comes in the evening tells him to punish you again ....help u pay the part of college fees you squandered and never tel your dad ....call dat secret nickname infront ya pals.. Wamakojoo kuja hapa ...tell you to apply robb . Good for headaches ,Stomach ache heck even cancer .....talk with eyes n say wewe utanijua leo ...buy you nguo za christmas on 1st Dec and hide them in the Master bedroom hadi 25th. smh .....take you out for lunch bt ends up complaining that she would rather have cooked by herself. ....buy you a 32pg exercise book and cut it in half .....teach her kids how to walk and talk so that she can send them to the shops ....tell a kid after beating the crap out of him ati bado unalia uyo sa ni shetani anakusumbua ....send their kid to the market with a 100 sh note imekunjwa kwa paper alafu ikawekwa kwa juala ndio asipoteze
Posted on: Fri, 31 Jan 2014 07:32:33 +0000
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