OPEN LETTER TO BILL GATES FROM AKPOS:..... VERY HILARIOUS...... Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We recently bought a computer for our home and have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button Start but there is no Stop button. We request you to check this and provide a solution as soon as possible. 2. One doubt is whether any Re-scooter is available in the system? I find only Re-cycle, but I own a scooter. 3. There is Find button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried all day to trace the key with this find button, but were unable to do so. Please rectify this problem. 4. My child learnt Microsoft Word now he wants to learn Microsoft Sentence, so when you will provide that? 5. I bought the computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows My Computer: when will you provide the remaining items? 6. It is surprising that windows say My Pictures but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you put my photo in the computer. 7. There is MICROSOFT OFFICE what about MICROSOFT HOME since I use the PC at home only. 8. You provided My Recent Documents. When you will provide My Past Documents? 9. You provided My Network Places. For Gods sake please do not provide My Secret Places. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. 10.And please, can someone tell Bill Gates that his Microsoft is too soft and as such very attractive to viruses! Can he pleases give us microhard so that we could look Apple and other Windows eye to eye! Regards, Akpos P.S. One last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is GATES but you are selling WINDOWS? Still your cherished customer, Akpos
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 10:44:17 +0000
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