OPERA SAI BUHARI PENKELEMEESI Until very recently, I didnt realize that that Kenyan Pastor who orders his congregants to eat grass and drink petrol have so many potential recruits in Nigeria. But the Sai Buhari! crowd proved me wrong. A conversation with an average Buharist will go thus: A: Why are you rooting for Buhari? Buharist: He has integrity, he is not corrupt. A: But it was widely reported that N2.8B got missing under him in 1978? Buharist: Sai Buhari! $20B got missing under Jonathan. A: Buhari said Abacha didnt steal a kobo? Is that part of integrity since we all know Abacha looted our treasury? Buharist: Sai Buhari, he is the best for now. A: Buhari will be 73 next year dont you think he is too old for the rigors of the office of President? Buharist: Stop your campaign of calumny, Mugabe is 84 years old and Mbasogo is 77 years old. A: But these are sit-tight Presidents is that what you wish for Nigeria? Buharist: Sai Buhari! You are a Jonathanian. A: Where is Buharis plan for Nigeria, election is four months away, what exactly are you voting for? Buharist: He can do it, only Buhari for me, he will write it later. Sai Buhari! A: Buhari jailed Governors who committed no offence, canceled Lagos Metroline Project, stopped meal subsidy for university students, embarked on mass retrenchment of civil service workers at the same time raising school fees and destroying peoples stores, shops and broke into warehouses, asked soldiers to sell peoples property with impunity. .. Buharist: Sai Buhari, for me its Buhari! A: Did you know he made retroactive laws to execute people? Buharist: They are drug dealers, Jonathan is working with Kasamu, sai Buhari! A: Did you know that even this your integrity claim if true, is not enough? Shagari was not corrupt, Nigeria was robbed blind under him, Tai Solarin was not corrupt and a no nonsense man, Peoples Bank was looted under him, Haroun Adam Interim Management Committee said billions of Naira was stolen under Buhari at PTF. Buharist: Stop your campaign of calumny, how much did Jonathan pay you, sai Buhari! A: Can you tell me precisely why you think Buhari can run a modern nation of 21st Century? Buharist: He has no oil blocks and has no house in Abuja, sai Buhari! A: But those are not criteria for success in running a modern nation? Buharist: His government built 3 refineries. .. A: No he didnt! Obasanjo did and it was two of them. As a matter of fact, he didnt embark on a single developmental project for his 20 months in office. He was busy teaching us to queue up at bus stops and sweep our compounds for 20 months! Buharist: He is better than Jonathan, you have been paid by Jonathan it is Buhari for me, sai Buhari! A: Okay no vex, sai Buhari! Buharist: Yes! It is Buhari all the way! Sai Buhari! Sai Buhari!! Sai Buhari!!! A: Hmmmmmm...oro ti pesi jee, sai Mumu! What a penkelemeesi (peculiar mess) Ayo Turton
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 09:42:59 +0000
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