OSCAR PISTORIUS His lawyers got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasnt got a leg to stand on. Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentines Day he had to take her out. Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident. Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The SAOC say hes a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting. Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentines Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks. New Valentines Day card: Roses are red, violets are glorious. Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius. Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark. Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill. Otherwise, the Oscar goes to........Jail !! New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriends murder...... Footprints! She didnt notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released. Bam! President of South Africa. Thats how it works over there, right? When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes Just Dont Do It. Hollywood are doing his life story; its now going to be called Blade Gunner. If found guilty hes gonna have to take it on the shin. And finally, Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 22:16:15 +0000
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