OUR FINAL POST? Well, here we are. Almost a year of not really planning, getting vaccinations for diseases that may, or may not, be real, taking Monkey Defense Lessons (kong fu), obsessing over things that we have no control over…and we’re LEAVING IN 7 HOURS for Incredible India! Gentlemen Explores not withstanding, I do approach this trip with a tad of trepidation. Sort of the way you feel when you have to attend your 42 year-old cousin’s final recital of her Pole Dancing Class and knowing she MUST have made her own costume out of the outfit she wore for final recital of her Belly Dancing Class and realizing she has been stuffing her bra for all these years because, well, belly dancing is one thing to deal with, with the stretch marks, which were weird because she was never heavy, nor did she have any kids, because, well, come-on, she was never the looker her sister was and probably bi-polar, but that wasn’t her fault and she was always fun at family functions, mainly because she was a fun drunk and told you stories of her working at the Cat Rescue, but was allergic to cats which meant that she always, and I mean ALWAYS, looking like she was crying…or at least on the verge, and then she goes upside down on the pole for her big finale and all the tissues fall out of her size 38D bra and suddenly she looked like an inverted little boy with that Benjamin Button disease. THAT’S the sort of trepidation I feel. So, farewell to you, Team Wanderlust U.S.A., we will be in contact soon. Or perhaps you’ll hear from the authorities. Either way…farewell! https://youtube/watch?v=lLOQQ7ge_0Q
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 18:28:57 +0000
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