*Observations* 1) A brotha had to go through a DUI checkpoint last night. A brotha in a Hummer H2 and, dude just looked my license, asked me if I was good and, told me to have a great night. Jesus MUST be coming back today. 2) That guy, FIRST thing in the morning when youre getting coffee that, smells like 38 metric tons of Axe Body Spray. #Vomuckin 3) Everything isnt spiritual. NOT sure why you act like that on FB, after watching Housewives of Atlanta, maam. 4) These glazed donuts are on BLAZE. Nothing like a good glazed donut, doc. 5) One hour service today.... let the shout bump BEGIN! 6) That ONE older relative that would say, watch yo tone. HILARIOUS! You want me to put a little treble in that question as to why youre drunk EVERY family reunion and, tearing something up that, you cant pay for? Gonna put a little mid range in my get da hayal outta here, Drink Martindale. #ForrestDrunk 7) Remember when, you could pump your gas and, pay after you got as much as you needed? Sup with being at the pump with a scientific calculator, figuring out the unit capacity of your tank versus, that quarter of a tank you have and, multiplying the missing capacity by $80 billion dollars per gallon? High school math didnt prepare me for this... 8) The reflex IS an only child... hes waiting in the park. And where was CPS? 9) Shake, shake, shake...shake the devil off. Most ridiculous song ever, NOT named, What Is This? How do you shake off what you cant see? Stomp on it? Okaaaaaaay........ when sadem slaps you in yo foolish mouf. Church peeps and ridiculousness. If you was in the Word, you MIGHT know how silly that song is. 10) Wouldnt it be more effective if, praise leaders were like Hans and Franz from SNL??? Believe us now, hear us later and, follow through in the near future... were here to pump *CLAP* you up!!! Alright, girlie man....
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 14:27:11 +0000
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