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Obviously we all believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster (may his noodly appendages bless us all). But, Ive heard many atheist factions claim his balls are beef. Some say lamb. Others, pork. I even know one blasphemous sect that says they are bacon wrapped turkey balls (delicious, but altogether incorrect). And dont get me started on the people that think his blessed.noodles are whole wheat or even... (sigh)... gluten free. I can think of only one solution to this problem: ARMED COMBAT. The true believers shall take Italy by force and destroy all those that defile the holy name and image of the FSM! I mean, I suppose we could all just leave each other alone and let idiots think the FSM is covered in Alfredo Sauce instead of Marinara... nope, cant do it... DEATH TO THE INFIDELS! May this battle rage on for thousands of years, killing loads of innocent people in the process, and never coming to a resolution. Im sure the FSM will help the true followers succeed, right? Wait, this sounds familiar. #ProudToBeAnAtheist
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 16:00:01 +0000

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