Oct 1st is right around the corner. So take advantage of these blow out specials at Lubins House of Meds: Meth - Our Breaking Bad bluelight special will have you screaming beee-yach for just a half stack O fat Benjis. Smack - Stock up for prom night. All the cool kids are doing it. Mary Jane - in 1972 we were saying, Next year this shit will be legal. We were only off by 40 years. Free groat clusters with every lid. XTC - We dont even know what this shit is, but apparently it makes you listen to really bad music, so were yanking this off the shelves. LSD - The Magical Mystery Tour is waiting to take you away. Quaaludes - Found in a time capsule at Ohio State University. Gorilla biscuits by the bakers dozen. Coca-Cola - The ORIGINAL formula. Your great great grandparents Adderall. Peyote - The best buttons handpicked for you by Carlos Castanedas. Mystery grab bag - Uppers, Downers, Oxys, Roxys, seconal, amphetamines, diet pills, baby aspirin, no doz, valerian root.... All with a commemorative scratch and sniff life-size replica of Rush Limbaugh on a rotating sanitary pedestal. Buy now before Zuckerberg (that Fascist twat waffle) comes sniffing up your poop chute October 1.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 05:13:02 +0000
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