October. The weather starts to go down hill. It gradually gets darker earlier at night. It gets darker in the mornings. Youve probably already spent your September wage and are most likely skint already. Nothing really happens in october does it? I mean september right before it is a month full of kidding ourselves that its still summer and kicking about barbecues during mini rain storms in shorts. November right after it is a month of acceptance. You accept its winter, you wont see daylight again till next year and youve come to terms with it! Bring on Christmas some of the more optimistic people will say and for the pessimists? Well they are in their element because they get to spend a month moaning about the weather. So what is October? I will tell you in the most technical way i can what October is. October is shite. So with that in mind, what absolute loon ball halfwit bastard decided that October was the best month to give up fags and booze? Dont get me wrong i commend my friends and family who are giving stoptober and sober for October a go and i will miss you all when you decide enough is enough and accidentally kill yourselves on the mother of all drinking binges round about the 3rd or 4th. Having said all that i know its for a great cause and i wish you all the best of luck! Dont let October grind you down!
Posted on: Wed, 01 Oct 2014 09:37:54 +0000
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