Of course this is all true Rev. Johanna A few hours ago I asked a thought-provoking question: Who would win a #UFC fight between He-Man and Jesus? The answer was obvious. (a) #HeMan is a work of #fiction, while the Bible confirms that #Jesus walked the earth as the Son of God. (b) Even if He-Man did exist, Jesus would beat him handily as He is the most powerful man in the universe (also confirmed by the Bible). And yet metallers/atheists/satanists all voted in favor of He-Man... If these deviant types are so out of touch with reality, it tells me one thing: they are #unfit to be parents. Data provided by the National Office of Statistics further confirms this #fact: 1. Metallers / Atheists / Satanists are 64.77% more likely to commit a hate-crime than Christians. 2. Metallers / Atheists / Satanists are a whopping 79.8% more likely to become #cannibals than their Christian counterparts. 3. Metallers / Atheists / Satanists are a massive 100% more likely to conceive their children out of wedlock!
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 19:49:53 +0000