Officer: maam, I clocked you at 81 in a 70. Me: Im not - TopicsExpress



          

Officer: maam, I clocked you at 81 in a 70. Me: Im not surprised. Officer: You have lovely eyes. Me: Thank you, thats very kind. Officer: Youre smile is beautiful in your picture. Me: Thank you. Thats very nice of you. (Pretty sure Im getting a warning.) Officer: Heres your citation. You can mail your fine in this attached envelop. Im going to stop traffic on the highway so you can safely merge. If I get ran over will you save me? Me: Sir, Im not licensed in Missouri and you just gave me a $150 ticket.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 23:28:16 +0000

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