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Oh My Gawd! He IS alive! Recently a sharp eyed Department of Motor Vehicles worker near Memphis spotted the supposedly deceased Elvis Presley, now under the name of George Stunckermetz, renewing his drivers license in a small town just outside of Memphis, Tennessee. Ha! Got cha El! It was later reported that he, and two other senior citizens, who just happen to suspiciously resemble James Jim Morrison, and James Jimi Hendrix were all sharing a small apartment in Tuckerville, just outside of Memphis. Also, another reporter stated that while following the three suspected one time famous musicians, he entered a small Mom & Pop restaurant in Tuckerville and happened to notice that both owners of the establishment resembled one Janis Joplin & James Jim Croce. Both also presumed dead musicians from the 60s. Nothing further has been reported since, but it has been noticed that both the reporter and the DMV worker had quit their jobs, suddenly became wealthy, and are now living in New York, and Las Vegas, respectively. What, one would ask, is going on in Tuckerville, Tennessee?
Posted on: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 08:41:43 +0000

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