"Oh Where has my penis disappeared?" cried a member of the Arctic Monkeys. "Why I seem to have misplaced mine, and my precious jewels too" whined a member of Freelance Whales. "Same here. Mine seems to have eloped with my semen sacks" said a balless soulless hipster of Grizzly Bear. The ever-present apparition of a musical sage, Frank Zappa, suddenly emerges out of the ether. "Your cock-ridden dilemma is an unfortunate one, but one with a possible resolution" Zappa judiciously observed. Then he continued "Quick. Absolve yourselves of your pussy-whipped outfits, cute animal-oriented band names, and your happy hipster demeanor and you shall persevere in the kingdom of musical acceptableness." But unfortunately, they could not hear and were not moved by the winds of the Zappa specter. So, they resumed their prostrate positions on floating dildos and went on spreading venomous hipster mirth throughout the land. Hassan Husseini.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Jul 2013 12:35:25 +0000
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