Oh holy shit! LMAO This will take a second to read, but bear with me folks, trust me its worth it. So earlier today I was playing with Emily who is 3. We played several games, but got near the end when she decided we should try to juggle acorns. I used to juggle, its been awhile, and I was actually enjoying trying to remember how. Suddenly she decides its time for a different game so she says Its time to stop juggling your nuts. Heres a stick Now I cracked on that one folks. I lost it laughing. After a few hour break we got into another game of hide and seek and she brought Joy into it. She informed us that we had to hide together.. in the bed... under the sheets... Oh gee, twist my arm why dont you. We did of course.. after which we were told that we were not doing a good job of hiding because we were kissing too loudly. She then demonstrated how to kiss quietly so as not to be caught. Thats right, I got a lesson in kissing from a 3 year old. But thats not all. She required us to hide again, in the same place and in the same way so that we could practice being quiet. Well I did a better job of being quiet that time, but by this point there had been a good 10 minutes under the sheets and well... um... certain things were rising. She found us of course and told us that now I had to hide with her. At which point I said with a completely straight face that lasted almost 2 seconds... A situation has arisen that prohibits me from hiding in the closet with little girls. I had no choice but to bust up laughing and run outside trying to hide things that might make for uncomfortable questions. This ROTFL brought to you by Dom Pantalones and two out of three of the girls that mean most to me.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 04:04:25 +0000
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