Oh my gods... ALL THE BABIES! Is baby-fever an actual illness, - TopicsExpress



          

Oh my gods... ALL THE BABIES! Is baby-fever an actual illness, because I feel ill, and a little crazy. I saw a woman tonight, that I sort of know, but not enough to just walk up and take her baby, but I totally wanted to just walk up and take her baby. There are just SO many of them this summer. I want to eat them all up. Now... absolutely... in no way ever, ever, ever... do I want another of my own. I just want to borrow your babies for a few minutes and snuggle them and smell their hair and nibble on their toes... then give them back mostly intact and enjoy a good nights sleep. But Im afraid if you dont let me do that I may cry. Seriously... Evonna and I have both made offers to babysit countless little ones this summer. Im entirely serious. I promise Ill only eat a little bit. GIVE ME THE BABY!
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 03:18:13 +0000

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