Oh no!! My dearest Norman Cash...I started thinking about how that wine rack you bought while you were with another chick held so many wonderful memories for you, and how very fond you were of it, even offering to re purpose it and make it into a classy shoe rack for me...well, I felt badly for putting up such a fuss about it. Especially over something that obviously means so very much to you and you hold it near and dear to your heart. So I got dressed after you left this morning and went and retrieved the priceless, precious memory-laden heirloom so I could take it and have it bronzed. And proudly display it in the living room right next to the other treasures we adore. But...somehow...The heirloom wine rack jumped right out of the back of the truck and threw itself under the front wheel! I already had the truck in drive, but bravely, and without any thought for my own safety, jumped out to try and save the heirloom. Sadly, my reflexes were.not quick enough to save it from being squished. I was so distraught I put the truck in reverse, not realizing the further harm it would cause. In fact, I somehow missed putting it in park and accidentally drove over it a third time...but dont worry. I dont think it suffered at all. It happened so quickly... I laid it to rest in the dignified manner it deserved. I have to go rest now. This entire incident has upset me greatly...
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 14:59:04 +0000