Oh screw it, I’ll do it myself. Me: [Insert token cryptic depressed statement] Fools: You ok hun? Xx Passer-by: What’s up? Dignified masses (collectively whistle & look in opposite direction of FB) Fools: Seriously, you ok? Don’t let the haters get you down! :) :) The ‘funny’ one: You must have run out of gin. Older relative: What’s going on? Is this tweeting? Hello? Twat: Yeah, tell me about it! Totally having a shit week too! Inbox me and I’ll tell you all about. Fools: Hey, listen to this song, it always gets me through hard times. #hugz Dignified masses: (muttering to each other) I don’t think people should air personal shit on FB Older relative: HELLO I AM ON FACEBOOK AND AM HAVING A NICE DAY The funny one: Didn’t you post something like this from Family Guy earlier in the week? Yeah, we get it. Doctor, apparently: Cheer up! Just don’t think about it, depression is just a state of mind. Dignified masses: And we’ll just be hitting the ‘unfollow’ button right about now. Older relative: Is Feeling HAppY! Loving The Facebook! Twat: Ive been awake since 3am and have to get through another day myself. It’s shit, isn’t it? Isnt it? Ask me about it!!!! People closest to you: ??! You know you CAN ring us. Why do we have to find out that your upset through FB? Me: It’s you’re, not your. Everyone: Well if YOU’RE going to be a dick about it! (End transmission) If you’ve been affected by any of the incidents portrayed in this status, I recommend Twitter.
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 10:06:30 +0000
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