Oh wow... i want all my xmas wrapping done this way (service advertised on firebox: CrapWrap™ Bored of perfectly folded paper and exquisitely tied ribbon? Why not have your presents CrapWrapped™ at Firebox and let us add that ‘personal’ touch for you. This exclusive and thoroughly slapdash gift wrapping service involves us wrapping your gifts in a disgracefully reckless fashion. Lashings of offensive brown tape riddled with stray (mostly human) hairs Pathetic attempts at folding 40% too little or too much wrapping paper used Wretched rips and tears exposing the surprise underneath Indeed, it takes a high degree of skill to deliberately wrap a present this poorly, so to confirm its hideous authenticity we slap a genuine CrapWrapped™ label on the completed mess. It’s so bad, they’ll think you wrapped it! Not sure what to CrapWrap™? Why not try our Gift Finder?
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 22:06:33 +0000