Oh, your genetic testing service sounds good! So youll send me a kit with a swab for a sample, right? No, no. Common misconception. We need *all* your DNA, so you need to come to the entrance of our Processing Facility, from where you will be carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into ... Did you say knives? Rotating knives, yes. *click* Hello? Hello?
Posted on: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 18:25:15 +0000
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