Ohhh, isn’t this awesome? I finally remember to bring your water bottle with me and you still INSIST on drinking from the nasty-ass water fountain. And basically you drinking from the water fountain is you screaming that YOU WANT TO PUSH THE BUTTON and freaking out when I accidentally push it first, and it totally sucks ass because there is literally no easy way for me to lift you up to reach it and it’s like super awkward, and I can’t decide which is worse, that your shirt looks like you just stood under Niagara Falls or the fact that you just sucked on the faucet and probably caught ebola. Wait, what, youre still thirsty? F that.
Posted on: Fri, 13 Jun 2014 20:32:07 +0000
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