Ok, I promise I dont do LSD...but I need to ask any of my St. Albans peeps... Just a little but ago I was driving down Kanawha Terrace, and, I SWEAR, I saw a woman, sitting on a white horse, in the St. Albans High School front lawn...now, what concerns me is not as much that there was a woman sitting on a horse in a high school lawn, until I see that she is dressed like freakin Pocahontas!!! Now, it gets better...I guy literally walks past this mythical figure on a horse, within like thirty feet of her, AND DOESNT EVEN ACT LIKE NOTICES THAT there is a woman dresses like Pocahontas sitting on a white horse in a freakin high school front lawn... Lets make this a little better...I was driving my vehicle down Kanawha Terrace when I saw this...I, having thought I saw a damn unicorn or Bigfoot or some other completely random shit, stop my truck in the middle of Kanawha Terrace, horns blowing and all, while I try to determine if today is the day that I have officially lost my ever loving mind... So, we get to dinner, where I may or may not have consumed a few beers, and began to tell this story to my dinner partners, and they looked at me like I had a third nipple on my forehead... Someone, anyone credible, please tell me that you also saw this Pocahontas on a horse and while you are at it, tell me WHY THE HELL I SAW Pocahontas on a horse in a high school lawn!!!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 01:08:27 +0000
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