Ok... I work with a bunch of tards! LOL Get to work... and three of my employees had sent me resignation letters 1. Dear Vanessa, I am writing to inform you that my last day here with (XYZ Company) will be April 15,2014. This is my letter of resignation. I decided to leave my place of employment due to personal issues. I don’t like any of the people I work with. I dislike what I do and I am tired and frustrated with everything that goes on here. All I hear is complaining and loud, obnoxious people that I really don’t like hearing and seeing. I pretend to like everybody and tried very hard not to punch someone in the face. I think that I am better than everyone and think I should work with better people. It is very disappointing that this place hires dumb people that irritate the hell out of me and I think I deserve better. I will work my two weeks in peace and quiet and Im informing you that I will not put in effort to do any work. I hope you find someone as great as me to fill in my position because I was the best at it. Sincerely Employee 1 April Fools 2. (PRIVATE) Hi Vanessa, Due to some issues in my personal life right now, I am sorry to report that I will no longer be able to be with you as of April 15th, 2014. This letter is to inform you of my resignation. I have made arrangements to complete my two weeks of employment here until my due date but I will not be accepting patient calls, or appealing claims due to my health condition and the lack of cooperation from my incompetent coworkers. Please forward all my work to my coworkers. Thank you for the opportunity to work beside you through these past few months, I learned nothing but sarcasm and new words, thanks to your pointless, “words of the day”. Again, sorry for the inconvenience this will cause and the heartache you will endure by my absence. I know I made a huge impact in your life but please try to regroup yourself and try to move on. Sincerely Employee 2 “Aprils fools” :-) 3. 04/01/2014 Dearest Vanessa Anderson and staff: It is with great regret that I must inform you I will no longer be with you as of 04/15/2014. I have decided to move back to New York and find me a better paying job with people who are sane and normal. These 7 months have been nothing but torture to me mentally and physically. I have never in my life worked with such a group of assholes!!!. I can no longer hold back and act as if I’m okay with everyone’s bipolar disorders. I do expect to collect unemployment due to this position making me so stressed and affecting my heart and blood pressure. I will be suing you. Let’s try to make these next two weeks as humanly possibly, very affectionate. Sincerely, April Fools :D - Employee 3 Aw.... I love these nutty ladies! LOL!!!! I told them... this better be a damn April Fools joke!!!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 23:51:08 +0000
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