Ok, heres my getting stuck in a recliner chair for over 2 hrs. The phone was ringing couldnt reach it, now mind you my jelly head after falling on a boot heel in my closet a few days ago and my wrists are strength less. I couldnt get out over 2 hrs, Im screaming help, of course nobody around here would help me. I had to flip over the side and use the love seat to get up, I was mad as hell. So now I have a bed falling apart when I fell over the foot rail before winding up in the closet and a chair thats reclined and guess what I dont give a shit, lol. Just wish somebody was here to video this shit, my ass would be a regular on SNL, At least I amuse myself. I was trying to tell my dog to get me the phone, lil witch just watched me with her head doing that bending shit they do like WTF is she doing now. I tell ya being me takes a lot of work, especially the ability to laugh at myself. Only Bella and God caught that act. I really believe God has me to get his daily dose of insanity so he can laugh, and yes Jesus is sitting to his right laughing too, now I know my purpose in life.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Nov 2014 22:52:27 +0000
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