Ok, lets get down to it. Jimmy Fallon is NOT funny. My original distaste for Jimmy Fallon came when watching a benefit concert for Hurricane Sandy. It was Steven Tyler, Bruce Springsteen, Billy Joel, a few other notable musicians and Jimmy. I actually saw Jimmy constantly nudge Steven out of the way to get closer to the microphone. I mean, can you believe the balls on this hack? Proof: youtu.be/WsCt6tH78Xs Jon Stewart makes a joke about it at the end of the video. I remember my ex-wife used to sing IDIOT BOYFRIEND. youtu.be/W7iQWqHEG6A I never heard it before and when I finally asked her what the hell she was singing, she replied, “Jimmy Fallon.” Oh you mean that guy from Saturday Night Live that almost ruined the iconic cowbell sketch with his inability to keep his giggles fits in check? Proof : hulu/watch/536145 Being a born and bred New Yorker, I have a natural inclination of distaste for anything Boston related. (Which city did Mohammed Atta and his crew board those infamous planes?) So you could only imagine my sheer hatred for a movie that includes the Red Sox winning the World Series. So who starred in this insipid rom-com; FEVER PITCH? You guessed it. And dont even get me started on the Queen Latifah debacle, TAXI. FEVER PITCH trailer youtu.be/yNns4YlyRvQ TAXI trailer youtu.be/oCjiNBiEUaQ Conan OBrien, was the only true heir to the LATE NIGHT throne, but Jay Leno reneged on his retirement and royally screwed Coco. Am I the only one that remembers how ruthless Jay was to cornhole Letterman for the LATE NIGHT spot after Johnnys resignation? So this is what is left, an unfunny, untalented, irritating wanna-be musician parading as a comedian. Whats so funny about recycling “The Evolution of Dance” youtube clip? Or Yodeling with Brad Pitt? Im surprised that Jimmy was able to remove himself from Timberlakes rectal cavity long enough to record the “HASHTAG” clip. Evolution of Hip Hop Dancing Clip: youtu.be/ZTpn30Pms8I Yodel clip latenightwithjimmyfallon/video/yodel-with-jimmy-fallon-and-brad-pitt/n38185/ Hashtag Clip: youtu.be/57dzaMaouXA Jimmy gloms off people with real talent and somehow has convinced TV execs that he is spotlight-worthy. So you may say, “Doth protest too much, Chris. How do you know so much about this celebrity you claim to hate?” Because, I have friends that have been given the Fallon Kool-Aid and Im constantly finding clips from his show on my facebook timeline. I watch these clips in hopes that one day Jimmy will do one funny thing and prove me wrong. Ive yet to see one. I can always seek solace in this old clip from FAMILY GUY, in which Peter Griffin thrashes Jimmy for laughing in every damned sketch. youtu.be/6XJzHeatZB4 I gotta go, Craig Ferguson is on.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Feb 2014 05:44:31 +0000