Ok lets start off with a bunch of sofas for those with JUST $50 to spend ...OMG..😁 Yes every lounge listed here is ONLY $44+BP ($50total) tomorrow 9am .. 😉 I KNOW we must be CRAZY..! But there are rules ...😳 All Specials are sold AS IS...! Stock is Sold for a reason normally cosmetic damage..! No Refunds ..No Exchanges ..No ifs ..No Buts ...No Llamas they freak me out..! Sorry but No Holds...No Phone Payment..! Stock is available from 9am Saturday.....not before ..! Please feel free to turn up whatever time you like..its a great view early dawn as the sun rises over the freeway..but ya not getting in any sooner..! To buy the item simply grab the A4 sheet and then go straight to reception and pay..! If you grab multiple sheets and swap and change ...YES you guessed it I will TASER YOU..! If you take A4 sheets and walk around ..YES you guessed it I will TASER YOU..! You gotta love the TASER..😋 Once paid stock must be collected by 5pm close of business ..! Sorry but ONLY one lounge per customer ...we try and make it fair ..! NO ..your son, daughter or poodle do not constitute being a customer..! In fact if you turn up with a poodle I will TASER you...haha...kidding ..! Lastly please bring help to load and bring the right vehicle for the job ..lounges do not fit in the back seat of a dual cab...even if it is a hilux..! Bring some cash...have a laugh and save money the Tender Way..😃 Lastly dont ask too many silly questions its Friday night and Beer Oclock ..🍻
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 07:51:20 +0000
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