Ok, my Papa (grandfather) e-mailed this list of puns to me and Im not gonna lie, some of them made me ACTUALLY laugh out loud. * I tried to catch some fog. I mist. * When chemists die, they barium. * Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. * A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. * I know a guy whos addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. * How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. * This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but Id never met herbivore. * Im reading a book about anti-gravity. I cant put it down. * I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words ... * They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O. * This dyslexic man walks into a bra . * I didnt like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. * A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldnt control her pupils?? * When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. * What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds.. * I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! * Broken pencils are pointless. * What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. * England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool... * I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. * I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. * All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. * I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. * Velcro - what a rip off! * Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. Victor Villalpando Byron Fisher Amanda Carlson Thaddeus GunnNeil Dean Shupak
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 03:46:20 +0000
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