Ok, so I know the British love to moan about the weather, and - TopicsExpress



          

Ok, so I know the British love to moan about the weather, and police officers love to moan about, well, everything, but I cannot WAIT for this so-called “glorious English summer” to keel over and finally expire. And why is that? Because I am so fricking sick to death of sweating my socks off – literally – in 30+ degree heat in a standard Met-issue non-air-conditioned office, sat in the midst of more fans than an off-shore wind farm, surrounded by a motley collection of bodies wearing totally inappropriate clothing for their size and age, deafened by the trains rattling past my open widow, and generally trying to work in conditions which would bring Nike’s entire Indian workforce out on strike: So, Winter – come let me clutch thee, and let me rejoice in thyne icy embrace – and when you’re all moaning about the cold, I’ll be the one joyfully skipping past you in my Borat mankini singing “Frosty the Snowman.”
Posted on: Thu, 05 Sep 2013 17:44:23 +0000

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