Ok, so as we all know, Black people in horror movies have a VERY LOW survival rate. Lets just be real... Thats like a staple, so unless youre LL Cool J or Blade, chances are Im not seeing youre a$$ in the sequel. Which brings me to my point... Tyreese from AMCs The Walking Dead ... aka Dorothy Gale Now, if I havent explained to you my theoRy it goes like this: Rick might not make it. That preacher dude is not going to make it. Abraham is DEFINENTLY not going to make it. Glenn might not make it, but Maggie is too crazy to let him go anywhere. Carol and DaRyl are invincible on the show. And as far as Coral is concerned, (shrugs) La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo... In addition, 1-2 Black Men can make it, however 3 Black Men* cannot survive in Ricks camp for longer than 3 episodes. If my science is correct, when a new brotha is introduced, somebodys got to go. And since one recently got offd (#Burger for life :( ), we have a shady a$$ preacher on one side; on the other we have EveRybody Hates Chris who JUST arrived, and in the middle... Stands a giant, glorious Black Man who at one point in this Zompacalypse, was raising 3 White girls he was 92% sure were not his. He is the bravest man I have ever known. :( So I ask you... IF* the Rule of 2 is true, do you think Ty is going to make it to the end of this season? Or is he going out like Samuel L. Jackson in that one shark movie? P.S. I cant leave without saying-- T-Dog well never forget you. (Arms of an Angel by Sarah Mclaughlin plays) :( P.S.S. T-Dog was the dumbest f***ing name is histoRy.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Nov 2014 00:12:50 +0000