Ok, so this morning at work I tripped and fell on my right side, hip, elbow, shoulder. Havent done that in 25 years, at the Carwash, tonight I slip and fall down a flight of stairs, ( you know, like you did when you were a kid) sliding on my ass, and they are too slippery for my feet to stop me. ( I washed the hardwood 2 days ago, and polished the rails, I think the polish got on the stairs), I am yelling like Aunt Bunny, as I am sliding. ( those of you that listened to Eddy Murphys delirious, know what I am talking about.) At the bottom I am laughing and Karen, ( you remember Karen, my wife.) is all in a panic... Are you ok ...what happened... And then... ITS YOUR OWN FAULT, I TOLD YOU THE WERE SLIPPERY Yes you did Honey, I am sorry I WASHED THE F&$@*#g stairs. Dont call an ambulance Ill take a Percocet , and be fine. Until morning, when I am sure I Wont be able to move.
Posted on: Sat, 30 Nov 2013 05:25:27 +0000
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