Ok so what started out as a joke has turned real. My darling daughter Brittney Gaye White has been hounding me for a year to start dating. Finally she tells me Mom, I am gonna put you on craigs list and find you a boyfriend. So I thought she was joking and said sure here is the add: Wanted - Date for my mom but you will be fully vetted prior to even knowing her name. She is a 42 year old overweight woman with no ass. She is fiesty and sassy and has a great sense of humor. SHe is smart and most of the time out mans the men in her life. Do not expect her to depend on you and if you think for a second you will subdue her she will be the first one to hand you your ass on a platter IF someone is brave enough to reply asking to be vetted - then he might be worth meetingWhat do you think? She actually posted and and now has a guy wanting to be vetted and is sending her selfies to pass along. HOLY CRUD - what is he thinking?
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 15:32:42 +0000
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