Ok status. First time ever. My online shopping cart wishlist crashed. The day before yesterday. I had a nice Canadian Apple store shopping cart wishlist. I had it loaded with $10,000 worth of gizmos in a wishlist. Poof. Gone. I had to redo my Apple store wishlist. Searched and re-wishlisted 39 items in 12 categories on the regular website. Including the robot broom on wheels. A list has to be the most simple top thing to use a computer for. A shopping cart list or wishlist, next most simple thing to do. Dear Santa I need all this stuff. My computerized lists arent that sketchy. srsly. Ive even started to prioritize them in categories. I) $s wishlist for filling a money bin. Probably mostly gold bitcoins made of lighter-than-air aerogel so I can swim in them. II) A New York wishlist. Brooklyn Bridge, a piece of the new WTC, a piece of that, a salad, three minimum wage regular joe jobs. III) A national capital political party/council wishlist. 99¢ for some visualized administrative map data so I know where I am in the pyramid. 99¢ to buy a bucket full of excavated and dimensioned dirt in a 36-page printed BIM scroll. and on and on up to $10,000 nationalized/localized 99¢s. until ... well you know when stuff starts to get real. IV) some computer tech wishlists including middle tech connections to my personal data simulation of myself at one extreme and tech stuff that kinda looks like Id use them for droid parts later on at the other extreme. V) a sports equipment wishlist thats about as practical and dependable as wondering what the snow depth and ice type will be tomorrow and the exact compressibility of the squishy stuff between my bones if I go floomp. VI) a time travel non-neorealism actual vinyl record, cassette, CD, boxed DVD, book and magazine and comic book list skewed to my g-g-g-generation. VII) an architecture wishlist that includes stuff for when the economic sign curve is too damn high and for when the economic sine curve is too damn low. and last but not dead. VIII) an environment checklist that includes calling jack to finally install the 25 foot deep magical under slab refrigerator above the 1,250 foot deep thermal heating loop. with some boss looking lateral drilling for my fossil hobby, rare earth minerals, and fart gas. plus just a regular most important weekly food store list for 1 to 12 hobbits, dwarves and a guy with a pointy hat. that will fit in a fat bike saddle pannier with saddle pannier pony trailer. IX) a genetic search tree that can track or interpolate any subatomic dust particle in a 4D graph with clickable links to the next 999 trillion articles in a wiki database that includes articles for every dust mote particle there ever was wherever whatever. X) a list of stuff I forgot ubiquatously and annoying randomly prompted using impossible to track multi-media Qs
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 06:54:18 +0000