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Okay gang today we will be discussing women who dont work. If this is going to offend you skip this post. I was visiting with two friends this week that dont work (they will say they work from home since I have never done that I can speak on the matter) anyway they were about a size 6, had on pretty stylist shoes rather than the sensible ones I had on for my aching feet ( no they were NOT SAS but close)...no wrinkles, no muffin top, and even though it was raining outside...PERFECT HAIR! ( yeah I forgot my umbrella) so two trains of thought here... Their perfect genes made them attractive to the most prosperous homosapien cave man *(its basic survival of the fittest) or..............that working is NOT GOOD FOR YOU! I am thinking it is the second.... 1) the reason they arent fat is they dont have to run and grab whatever is fast in the 30 to 45 min that is allowed for lunch. I picture them sitting with this exotic salad with vegetables I cant pronounce and actually not talking with their mouths full._thats called multitasking- its not gross 2) instead of getting their exercise going from fire to fire they are walking on this treadmill with the newest NIkes NOT SWEATING - no I am positive they dont sweat...you cant look that good and sweat 3) Their hair is always perfect....yes someone who was born Paul but is now Pierre cuts their hair and I know for a fact they have never used a paper clip to hold back their bangs or been a walk in 4)They have perfect skin ( even though they are about my age and no under eye circles.) Hey, you dont think that mess about beauty sleep is for REAL? Wow, I just came to the realization that 5:30 am actually isnt good for me and if I was to get beauty sleep I think I would have to go at to bed at like 4 p.m. and I am still having my after school snack so that wouldnt work. Hmmmmmmmmmmm excuse me while I do the math on that beauty sleep thing! We will talk again....
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 15:26:35 +0000

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