Okay heres TMI warning up front!!!! Turn away if your a prude!!!!! Okay my son has moved out into the dorms and needless to say I miss him dearly, but I am a terrible Dad!!!! He calls me up and Im in the bathroom but I answer. He ask for a ride home from work which I agree to then I imediate kt let him know Im in the bathroom and doing number 2 ( I warned you!)!! Hes like okay Ill talk to you later and I interrupt and proceed to engage him in conversation the whole time exaggerating the strain of my voice making him so uncomfortable till he hangs up on me! Oh my God, Im horrible!!! Im still laughing as I write this!!!! Thanks Al Bundy & Homer Simpson for teaching me the joy of fatherhood!!!!!!!
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 00:53:42 +0000
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