Okay, okay. I confess. Dominick the Christmas Donkey was a joke. My real Carol of the Day is this touching piece by Stavro Arrogolus. It is entitled, Kill A Tree For Christ. Kill a tree for Christ Its such a festive sacrifice Wrench it from the ground In the name of glad Tradition Throw it in the trunk and tie it down with cords of bungee Youll need the needles every year cause youre a Christmas junkie I said chop that puppy Stick it on the stand Smother it with tinsel Godll understand I said saw that puppy for the holy man Come New Years Day Just throw it in the can Just throw it in the can Just throw it in the can What you say? Just throw it in the can Just throw it away Just throw it in the can Just..Just Just throw it in the can The Aztecs killed their lambs The Mayans killed their precious virgins The Moslems dont like cameras Its religious superstition So kill a tree for Christ Its such a festive sacrifice Well celebrate with sugarplums for all the stumps in Christendom https://youtube/watch?v=9RYrIVqUpbI
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 15:14:35 +0000
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