Okay, since I dont have much to do while Im lying here waiting for the game to come on, let me tell you what ya girl did. So I mentioned some time ago that I got a new camera. Id spent most of Thursday inquiring about memory cards and which was the best for doing videos. My wife is extremely helpful and very resourceful for me when I simply dont feel like giving a damn. She came in and immediately asked for the cameras instruction manual. We ate dinner during Greys Anatomy. At 7:52 p.m. CST, the Tea Lady sits down next to me with the manual and starts perusing the pages. I didnt think much of it. Then at 7:58 p.m., she says, I found it. At this point, I had nearly muted all noise, except for the TV, from my immediate space. A damn freight train couldve come through the den, and I wouldve only heard the words, ...and Scandal starts now. Lord, Jesus, I love this woman with every drop of life I have in me, BUT, at ...3-2-1 when she proceeds to read the instructions to me, I had to question that. I had waited FOUR months to see this premiere, and she wanted to talk about that effing camera at 8:02! She kept reading, too, all while Jake was sliding his fingers into...well, you know. I couldnt hear what was coming in 15 minutes. I couldnt hear exactly how far they were from Tanzania. I could only hear, ...the memory card... BLAH BLAH! BLAH! I finally cut my eyes at her and gave her a look that lasted only a few seconds. I missed Olivia going back to her office and all that. I was frozen on the inside. My wife then asked, I guess you want me to be quiet. I HAVE to love her. Just have to.
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 22:16:04 +0000
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