Okay, so a real short story. This is what you get when your wife picks out your truck! Its stuck in like, what an inch of grass? Okay, maybe theres some mud, but come on - its a 4x4! I cant move it! I had no intention of getting a new truck - this was a new 2011 when we bought it. Im sorry, SHE bought it. I get a phone call at work, Honey, can you leave early and pick up your new truck?. Hunh? What new truck? Her: We have a new truck! Come get it! Now, I had a 2001 Ford F-150 SuperCrew that I loved - had it 10 1/2 years. I didnt want to get a new truck. Guess who won...again? Problem is, this isnt a pick-up truck. Its a chick-up truck! Thats right, I said it...its a chick-up truck. Its a girls car with a bed! This thing has everything that a man doesnt need...retracting running boards, it will text when you speak, it has a million features I cant learn, it has heated seats, the rear view door mirrors retract, it has blue teeth, the seats will even blow air conditioning up your behind. When she turned that on for the first time I thought I had wet myself. Im serious! Now its stuck in an inch of grass...okay a little mud too. But, come on!!! Dont let your wife pick out (I should say chick out) your truck!
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 15:41:47 +0000
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