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Okay... so, for the UMPTEENTH-MILLIONTH TIME Ive learned the lesson that Starbucks SUCKS as a place to try to get work done or concentrate. Coffee grinders that seem like theyre turning oak trees into mulch, convection ovens with timer alarms that sound like nuclear reactor meltdown claxons, milk frothers that sound like someone is pressure washing fing windows and music that CANNOT possibly ACTUALLY sell anywhere, so its at Starbucks doing its level-best to convince me that life, love, and generally EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS SO BAD that something has not tried harder to DEPRESS me more since Elvis died! For the second (or third)-TO-THE-LAST-TIME... STARBUCKS SUCKS and your coffee STILL tastes burnt. Ugh!
Posted on: Sun, 09 Nov 2014 14:22:47 +0000

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