Okay...this reminds me of the first day of summer vacation after I got my BRAND NEW mobile home. I told my son that he could NOT have any kids over while I was gone to work. I came home early to find a child hanging out of EVERY WINDOW in my house....a bicycle torn apart on my living room carpet, with bicycle grease and red kool-aid embeded in the carpet - and a 25# bag of dog food GONE, as theyd used it for a food fight! I found the dog food all over the house, including INSIDE the VCR. As I stood at the door and my horrified gaze ran around the room, those children mysteriously disappeared from view....like theyd melted outside the window. I turned around and went up to my parents house, crying hysterically. Dad went down to my house. I dont know what transpired....but when I went home later, the screens were back in the windows, the house was (fairly) clean with only the tell tale bike grease and kool-aid stain in the carpet. The dog food continued to be found in various and sundry places over the next three months. True story.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Nov 2014 21:59:10 +0000
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