Okayy My friend Cori got me cornered with a FB game. I dont usually do it but here I go. She gave me the number 10 so here are 10 things you may or may not know about me. 1. I was born and raised a Jehovahs Witness until the age of 15 when I ran away from home in Texas to play music in Yakima with Jeff Leonard and Charles wilson. 2. At the age of ten my father took me to see David Copperfield put on a magic show. It blew my mind so much that I made sure I was the last kid in line to get his autograph so I could ask him about a trick he did. When I did he stopped me and said, you want to learn magic? Figure this out first then he let go and his pen continued to sign my autograph. I have been a die hard and very rehearsed magician ever since. 3. I once had my ass kicked by an 8th grader with a Recorder. Yup I am talking about th little flute thing from magic class. Black eye even. Didnt see it coming. But thats ok I got him back. I was waiting for him in the playground after school and I ran up to him from behind and pulled out two little toy cap guns which were still really loud. Especially when I held one on either side of his head and shot them at the same time. He cupped his ears and then bent down on the ground . Thats when I beat him up with my TRUMPET! A REAL one. Put a dent in the bell pretty bad. 4. I commercial fish on a 32 drift gillnetter called the Eden. Every June and July I go up to Alaska and reorientate my life. Its one of my favorite things in the world. My boat catches anywhere from 200,000 to 400,000lbs of salmon. Just me and three other dudes. Then we sell it for $1.60 lb and split it up. 5. I fell Into the ocean off my commercial fishing boat. I was untying the bow after about 50 hrs of work and I was rolled into the water in between two boats in the most deadly water in the world. 8% survive if they fall in. My captain thrusted the boat away to keep it from crushing me and I luckily still had the line in my hand and was able to hold myself up. The crew grabbed me and pulled me in the boat. I had done a perfect flip and went in feet first but never went above my waist because of the line. I thought my captain was gonna fire me when he ran up to me screaming I have NEVER seen anybody fall into this ocean, and come out SMOKING it was then I realized my cigarette was still lit. Your always welcome aboard this vessel 6. When I was 3 my parents bought me a my buddy doll. It was a black one. I loved him. Still do actually. He has traveled around the world with me. I seriously think thats why it took me a while to understand racism. I was excited when I met black kids. Although I used to be really mean to my toys just like any boy does so one day I dont know why I thought that tying a rope around his kneck and dragging him behind my bike down the neighborhood street would be ok. You should have seen the look on my dads face when he pulled in from work. I got in trouble for that and that was when I first realized things are complicated. 7. When I was 8 I prayed to god for proof that he really exists. I said God when I wake up I want my closet to be full of toys. If it is I will believe in your forever. You can take them back and I will never tell a soul when I woke up I ran tk my closet and found nothing. Then that night I prayed to satan. Dear Satan, I want to know if you are real, when I wake up I want you to give me wings. You can take them back and I will never tell anybody but I will turn my back on god that night I had a nightmare about a wolf attacking me from behind and I woke my mom who ran up to find me crying complaining about my back. When she lifted my shirt I had scratch marks. So guess what I saw in the morning when I looked for wings. Those wolf dreams never stopped. 8. I owned a nightclub in Honduras. On a beach. I basically inherited the place in good trust. It was built to look like a shipwreck sticking out of the sand. Originally called the Black Pearl and changed to the Fubar. That was some of the best moments of my life. I traveled from there and made so many friends all over the world. I am so grateful for that place! However dont go there now because thats whats wrong with it. Too many people going there. 9. I have been secretly creating an alter ego named AwdBall he is my electronic musician self. My initials are AWD. This character is out of control and has yet to get a chance to take the stage in full throttle. This is like deep tech house dance devastation original music with ridiculous stage antics. Way more than anything I have ever tried to do. I almost have an hour set dialed and once I do I will be having an AwdBall BOUNCE PARTY where I BOuNCE the album in real time in front of an audience and then post it for sale! 10. I hate televangelists. I will try to kill Benny Hin if I ever cross paths with him. I would consider it my new calling in life! Would gladly do time for it.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 23:31:01 +0000
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