Old Age Quotes Gray hair is Gods graffiti. Bill Cosby Old age is no place for sissies. Bette Davis Age is a question of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. Satchel Paige Just remember, once youre over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. Charles Schulz Dont worry about senility, my grandfather used to say. When it hits you, you wont know it. Bill Cosby Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain Inside every seventy year old is a thirty five year old asking, What happened? Ann Landers The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball My parents didnt want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and it was the law. Jerry Seinfeld Its no longer a question of staying healthy. Its a question of finding a sickness you like. Jackie Mason Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it: instant old age. Malcolm Cowley
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 23:12:04 +0000
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