Old bachelor tip #72- If you find a pair of earrings in your apartment THROW THEM AWAY and never mention them again EVER. If not this could go bad on you several ways. 1.) you ask previous visitors if they are theirs. Even if you get it right in the first try (never happens) they ask why you even had to ask. 2.) you get it wrong first try- you are screwed. 3.) you get it wrong 2nd try- you are screwed. (See where this is going?) 4.) you ask and she says yes and wears them off. (This is where you are really screwed) they arent theirs. So now some girl sees her earrings on the another girl. She now wants to rip your ding ding off and you think you have taken care of everything and have no idea of the shit storm coming for you. And finally, the one who you must really be scared of is the one who took the earrings and didnt say a thing. Thats the type that will glue your balls to your leg while you are sleeping. This was a public service announcement.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 15:34:41 +0000
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