Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, I vish ve had somethin ta drink! Sven says, Me too. Yknow, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it? So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rang. It was Sven who asks How iss you feelin dis mornin? Ole says, I feel great. How bout you? Sven says, I feel great, too. Ya dont have no hangover? Ole says, No dat jet� fuel iss great stuff� -- no hangover, nothin. Ve� oughta do dis more often. Sven agreed.Yeah, vell, but deres yust vun ting. Ole asked, Vats dat? Sven questioned, Haff you farted yet? Ole stopped to think. No Vell, DONT, cause Im in Iowa
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 02:17:03 +0000
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