Omfg I almost just died! I was driving on Glenn Ellen home with both windows down and a little gray bird flies in my car and hits me Hard in the chest! Suicidal little bastage was knocked the fek out in my passenger seat for like 15 seconds on his back! Lol! I kept driving bit slowed the heck down.. to a near stop like 15 mph after hitting the curb.. the little tard wakes up, shakes it off, stands up, and looks at ME like " WTF JUST HAPPENED BRO?" I actually yelled at him "waddya drunk?" Lol he jumps at the windshield.. bounces to the floor... is flapping like a maniac ... so I totally pull over and stop ... ppl are honking at me now... and this little winged nutbag just figures out the window is open ... he " tweets " at me and poof ... out the passenger side... has anyone ever noticed birds seem to bee reckless and like playing " Dodge that vehicle" a lot? Lol or am I a target for birds now too? I have feathers all up in my "PLEDGE" Gruntstyle shirt now... adrenaline subsiding....
Posted on: Sat, 08 Jun 2013 22:02:07 +0000
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