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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterdays Meals on Wheels. Sign over a Gynecologists Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix. On a Plumbers truck: We repair what your husband fixed. On a Plumbers truck: Dont sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. Pizza Shop Slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak. At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee! Invite us to your next blowout. On a Plastic Surgeons Office door Hello. Can we pick your nose? At a Towing company: We dont charge an arm and a leg. We want tows. On an Electricians truck: Let us remove your shorts In a Non-smoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. On a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push At an Optometrists Office If you dont see what youre looking for, youve come to the right place. On a Taxidermists window: We really know our stuff. In a Podiatrists office: Time wounds all heels. On a Fence: Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive. At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet......miss a car payment. Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. In a Veterinarians waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes.. Sit! Stay! At the Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you dont, you will be. In a Restaurant window: Dont stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up. In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. Well wait. At a Propane Filling Station, Thank heaven for little grills. And dont forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: Best place in town to take a leak.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 13:39:54 +0000

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