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On a beautiful Friday morning, Ive got jokes: A farmer drove to a neighbors farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. Is your dad or mom home? asked the farmer. No, they went to town. How about your brother, Howard. Is he here? No, he went with Mom and Dad. The farmer stood there for a minute, shifting from one foot to another, when the young boy said I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message. Well, said the farmer uncomfortably. No, I really want to talk to your dad about Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant. The boy thought for a minute, then said Youll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $150 for the pig, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard. Being raised on a farm changes your perceptions!!

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